Coming Soon, Under Construction.

Some reasons this page is not done... My boss told me to create an absolutely rockin photography portion of the site, but I totalled my car (and the other driver's); the dog ate my homework; my hair turned green from all the chlorine they keep dumping in the pool; my computer keeps crashing - bad computer, bad; can you get food poising from three week old chicken if its been kept in the fridge? someone drank the last diet coke in the machine; my ferret, Harold isn't talking to me since i brought him home from the Vet; the police keep calling me about that #@*; what did ever happen to baby jane? I flunked english in the fourth grade; people keep telling me that I look like that Johnson kid; I've got some issues to resolve; the guys in the back are playing Zeplin REAL, REAL loud; I always wanted to be a screenwriter; my pen pal in Australia just dumped me; my happy-go-lucky facade is started to slip; I'm a Republican; I'm coming down with something, hack...hack...hack...; I've decided to become antisocial; I'm busy creating cool web sites for everyone else; It's all about you, you, you - what about me? the 9-11 thing has affected me deeply; I'm against the oppression of lemmings; the force is NOT with me!